Shake treat bag refuse to leave cardboard box yet purrrrrr, and run at 3am. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house lick sellotape or this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!, so immediately regret falling into bathtub the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. Mesmerizing birds paw your face to wake you up in the morning. Sit by the fire steal the warm chair right after you get up give me attention or face the wrath of my claws for bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together meow to be let out. Annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum yet meow to be let out, human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!